These reimagined Beatitudes slap harder than a revival tent preacher dodging IRS questions. Thank you for resurrecting the true gospel from the clutches of gold-plated fascism and slapping it back on the table where the outcast, unchurched, and spiritually stubborn always belonged.
“Blessed are those who walked out of the church and into the wilderness with nothing but a bruised heart and a burning question.” That’s me. That’s half of us.
Jesus was never a brand to be trademarked by power. He was a disruption. A holy scandal. A rebel with divine cause. And anyone trying to kick the unchurched out of the kingdom clearly hasn’t read the guest list.
This whole post? Pure Beatific fire.
No notes. Just gratitude.
—Virgin Monk Boy🔥
Blessed are the heretics, for they remember who they are.
Thank you for this .
You’re very welcome ❤️
I love your reimagined Beatitudes, they are such a blessing ❤️ -Rev. Belinda - spiritual seeker, Lgbtq, new thought Minister
Thank you ❤️
These reimagined Beatitudes slap harder than a revival tent preacher dodging IRS questions. Thank you for resurrecting the true gospel from the clutches of gold-plated fascism and slapping it back on the table where the outcast, unchurched, and spiritually stubborn always belonged.
“Blessed are those who walked out of the church and into the wilderness with nothing but a bruised heart and a burning question.” That’s me. That’s half of us.
Jesus was never a brand to be trademarked by power. He was a disruption. A holy scandal. A rebel with divine cause. And anyone trying to kick the unchurched out of the kingdom clearly hasn’t read the guest list.
This whole post? Pure Beatific fire.
No notes. Just gratitude.
—Virgin Monk Boy🔥
Blessed are the heretics, for they remember who they are.